Monday, April 27, 2015

Thoughts On: The Visit Trailer...

           When I heard about M. Night returning to horror, I'll admit, I was pretty excited. We haven't had a good movie from him since Signs, everything after that is sub par and you know it. The trailer is finally out for The Visit and I gotta say, This movie looks like total crap...

1. Found Footage:
Really? Has it come to this? This style of movie needed to give it a rest after Paranormal Activity and Cloverfield. You actually expect me to believe that these two kids stick around and film all of their parents odd behavior?

2. "The Happening" Walk:
This trailer was filled with the grandparents doing that awkward stop, stare, and walk away routine from The Happening...which is
also in every scary movie ever...

3. The Happening Suicide's:
More than once we see the grandparents trying to do themselves harm. We saw everyone do this on The Happening...we don't need to see it again.

4. The Mom Doesn't believe them:
We've seen this happen in every scary movie ever made...odd stuff happens, no one believe's you, not even your mom. You know what it was probably just Lionel Pritchard and the Wolfington brothers again...

           I'm not gona lie, this movie looks awful. If I know Shyamalan, this movie will have cheap scares, really unrealistic dialogue, and a twist ending that won't satisfy...